Jan 02 12:26 with 9,966 notes
Dec 25 11:33 with 2,267 notes
Me any time I see Europeans commenting sanctimoniously about racism in America
Dec 14 12:09 with 44,993 notes
*fifth harmony voice* give it 2 me I’m worthless
Nov 26 20:10 with 72,747 notes
Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
Nov 23 1:15 with 573,854 notes
me: *falls down stairs*
me knowing nothing about astrology: wow so mercury really is in Gatorade
Nov 16 10:13 with 255,268 notes
Nov 16 9:39 with 10,809 notes